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Bullet 4:19 Mon Jan 5
Best Tax Return Excuse?

HMRC reveals top 11 excuses for late tax returns

My pet dog ate my tax return…and all the reminders.
I was up a mountain in Wales, and couldn’t find a postbox or get an internet signal.
I fell in with the wrong crowd.
I forgot to check my whomail.
I’ve been travelling the world, trying to escape from a foreign intelligence agency.
Barack Obama is in charge of my finances.
I’ve been busy looking after a flock of escaped parrots and some fox cubs.
A work colleague borrowed my tax return, to photocopy it, and didn’t give it back.
I live in a camper van in a supermarket car park.
My girlfriend’s pregnant.
I was in Australia.

whu4eva 5:05 Mon Jan 5
Re: Best Tax Return Excuse?

I've got Ebola

claretandbluedagger 5:01 Mon Jan 5
Re: Best Tax Return Excuse?

I've decided to pay all my taxes when you pay all the money you owe to the EU.

Yeah, have that.

Shandyboy 4:47 Mon Jan 5
Re: Best Tax Return Excuse?

What a waste of 30 seconds that was.

Far Cough 4:43 Mon Jan 5
Re: Best Tax Return Excuse?

My name is Lester Piggott and I'm a bit mutt and jeff

or

My name is Ken Dodd and the Diddymen fucked off with the return

cholo 4:39 Mon Jan 5
Re: Best Tax Return Excuse?

My name is Gary Barlow and I'm mates with David Cameron.